Wednesday, July 10, 2002
The woman who lives next door wants to fuck me. I don't know whether to laugh or scream.It's something my ex g/f and I used to joke about, as it was always so obvious she fancied the pants off me, but now it's getting beyond a joke.
Why does this bother me? Well, she's married, which would make the idea awkward under any circumstances, so married and living next door is a complete no-no. This isn't what bugs me so much though... quite simply, I find her both physically and mentally about as attractive as a 3 month dead festering moose corpse. *shudder*.
She's stupid... very very stupid. Do you know the type? Her way of getting to know me is to talk and talk and talk and talk about herself, and the moment I start to speak, or answer a question, she cuts me off and continues to talk.
How do I know she wants to fuck me? Hehe... well, I guess constant denials that she wants to get me into her bed, when I've never even gone anywhere near the subject, followed by questions along the lines of "Don't you get frustrated, not having a girlfriend? I mean, what do you do about sex?" Followed by invitations for coffee and reassurances that her husband trusts her and so on... get the picture?
I think I'd find it ammusing if it weren't so bloody annoying. Now if she were six inches shorter, 3 stone lighter, had a brain in her head and the ability to shut the fuck up for more than 2 seconds, I'd probably be facing a moral dilemma, as it is though.... not likely.
Steve 11:30 PM [+]
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