Friday, November 08, 2002
Important NoticeDue to the growing unease on the international political stage, I have decided to resolve the situation by anexing the world. From this point on, every country will now fall under the banner of 'The State Of Benway'.
The constitution of The State Of Benway is as follows:
1: Benway is God.
2: When in doubt, see section 1.
3: You have the right to worship Benway.
4: You have the right to not worship Benway.
5: Not worshipping Benway will be seen as acceptance of the law as written in section 4, and thus as worshipping Benway.
6: You have the right to break whatever law you see fit.
7: Breaking the law will be seen as acceptance of the law as written in section 6, and thus construed as worshipping Benway.
8: All other circumstances are covered in section 1.
Thank you for your time, and enjoy your stay in The State Of Benway.
Steve 3:48 AM [+]
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