Tuesday, February 18, 2003
It's just occurred to me that the weapons inspectors in Iraq are looking in entirely the wrong place.How do I come to this conclusion? Well... I was just reading through the short stories section of one of my websites, and chuckling away to myself as I read this one. Then I realised, seeing as how my site can be viewed by anyone in the world with a net connection, and how I'm obviously an internationally recognsed genius in the field of rodent nuclear weapons systems, it stands to reason that the Iraqis will have developed Intercontinental Nuclear Ballistic Hamsters, and heaven help us, maybe even the longer range kangaroo version.
So, Mr Blix, you heard it here first... go and check out all the pet stores and zoos. You'll find the weapons there.
Oh yes, watch the sky people. Those mice with strap on wings and rubber band powered propellors... are you SURE they work for the CIA?
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Steve 1:25 PM [+]
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