Monday, February 03, 2003
Not a lot's happened today that I can tell you about. 'That I can tell you about' being the more relevant part of that statement. Actually, even if I could, it wouldn't mean anything to anyone who reads this anyway. Suffice to say, a long time and very good friend of mine phoned me today with some pleasant, not to mention surprising news.So now I'm sitting here thinking "I must blog... I must blog", but nothing blogworthy comes to mind.
See, normally I could just make something up, totally outragous stories of my continuing campaign of domination as an undercover world dictator, but with the climate being as it is lately, that just wouldn't be funny. Hmm. Odd that. Being politically incorrect purely for the hell of it has always been a favoured approach of mine, but when the rest of the world gets in on the act, it takes all of the fun out of it. Perhaps I should sue for compensation, though maybe an open letter would suffice...
"Dear world,
Please stop being such a total bastard.
No one takes any notice of me now when I make outragous and inapropriate comments, and this takes all the fun out of it. I believe your actions to be wholely inconsiderate and show no regard whatsoever for my personal amusement.
If this causes you any inconvenience, much like yourself, I couldn't give a damn. Stop it at once.
Regards...
Benway"
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Steve 7:17 PM [+]
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