Monday, April 07, 2003
Do you like comedy shows?The best comedy show I've seen in ages, which appears on international tv every day, is the Iraqi Information Minister giving his daily status report to reporters regarding the progress of the war.
Is he completelty out of his head, blatantly lying, or simply extremely stupid?
"We are driving them out. We have killed them all. We have destroyed all of their tanks. All of their reports are lies. Blah blah blah"
Hehehehehe. Yeah right.
So what's he going to do when as he's giving a report about how Iraqi troops are destroying allied forces, an M1 tank rolls into view behind him?
Picture the scene. A journalist asks him to explain the presence of the tank behind him and the US troops storming the building....
"It is a lie. We have destroyed their tanks. We have killed all of their troops. Do not believe their lies. Victory is ours. Take your hands off me you imperialist invader... you liar... We are victorious!"
Labels: war
Steve 12:02 PM [+]
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