Tuesday, October 26, 2004
I didnt know what to write tonight, untill I had this conversation....d0gGi3`> sir
d0gGi3`> i wanna lick ur shoes
Benway> then you are a very strange person
d0gGi3`> why
d0gGi3`> ?
Benway> because shoe licking is a very odd passtime
Benway> especially when you don't know if my shoes are muddy
d0gGi3`> hmmm
d0gGi3`> please sir let me clean ur shoes
d0gGi3`> i request you
Benway> I'd let you, since I can't be bothered to do it myself right now, but you might run away with them
d0gGi3`> no
d0gGi3`> i wont run
d0gGi3`> hey
Benway> hmm?
d0gGi3`> let me lick ur shoes na please
d0gGi3`> ?
d0gGi3`> Sir?
* Benway cracks up laughing
d0gGi3`> hmmmm
d0gGi3`> but why
Benway> why would you want to?
d0gGi3`> cuz ur shoes r dirty
Benway> you don't know that
d0gGi3`> i know they r dirty
d0gGi3`> plz let me clean them :(
Benway> well, okay, but I'll have to charge a fee
d0gGi3`> sure
Benway> £50 per minute. How long do you think it'll take you?
d0gGi3`> as long as u want me to clean
Benway> I need an etimate so I know how much to charge you
d0gGi3`> 2-3 min
Benway> ok then. So.. £150 it is then
d0gGi3`> hmmm oki
Benway> just send the money over, and as soon as it arrives, I'll have my shoes delivered to you
There are some *very* strange people out there.
Steve 4:00 AM [+]
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